Is it April 5th yet? This is the worst time of the year. I get home at night and ESPN has the fucking X Games 13 on. THIRTEEN. We’re pushing a decade and a half of ESPN filling the dead period with stupid extreme sports. The only thing thats cool about the X Games is when the skateboarders go on that GIANT half pipe and fly like 90 feet in the air. Other than that, shit is for the birds. Especially with that ethnically confused loser Sal Masekela yapping about 900s and double twist super mans or some shit. Sal are you white? Black? You don’t know? Get the fuck off my screen.
Then I flip over to ESPN 2, which is airing tennis. Really? Tennis? That shit is still actually a pro sport?
Even the Super Bowl is gonna suck. If you’re a Steelers Fan or one of the 4 Cardinals fans out there, enjoy. But I’m not. So fuck the NFL too.
Give me some Major League Baseball, please. Like Keith Law says: “There is only one Major Sport. All the rest are just games”
For Sure Bored.
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